One Glass of Wine is a Good Thing...

However, consuming an amount somewhere in the vicinity of 3 bottles is not all that good of a thing...it tends to lead to situations such as these:

1. Agreeing to have photo taken with unfortunate teenage Thai restaurant waiter who just so happened to be wearing the same shirt as you that professes you both to be "chick magnets"
2. Thinking that smuggling a large bottle of wine into a bar under someones coat is a good thing
3. Proceeding to drink the entire bottle, in what someone well on their way to being shitcanned would think was completely unnoticed by people working in the bar, when in fact it was probably done completely out in the open
4. Leading to kissing bandit incident number 1...in front of all friends gathered...although this wasn't all my fault as I had been buttered up by mentions of my accent being super hot...plus others were apparently encouraging bandit behavior
5. Talking a bunch of bullshit
6. Wiping out
7. Kissing bandit incident #2...for no apparent reason
8. Trying once again to get into the apartment below me...this poor girl has fallen victim to this 3 times now...I am now avoiding the 2nd floor at all costs
9. Waking up naked
10. Waking up still drunk thinking you have to go work...enforced by your equally still drunk roommate who thinks same

So that was Friday night in a nutshell...

Saturday I was, as predicted, deathly hungover and went downtown for photos and shopping. Managed to pick out a nice outfit for that night's holiday party...at which I only had one drink b/c feared I would vomit all over nice Lake Shore Drive apartment of people I didn't know...Luckily though as I ended up taking care of very very drunk friend, which proved highly entertaining. Unsuccessfully slept on the couch, witnessed/heard large 3am domestic incident outside which included quote worthy lines such as "I wouldn't fuck your girlfriend if..." Got up Sunday feeling like I'd been hit by a semi-trailer and went and "played" basketball. I use the term played lightly, as I pretty much suck...seems it's not quite my sport...but maybe I will get better....haha.

So that's the run down of the last few days....super busy at work...The Boob is once again driving me nuts...but I do get to look forward to a week off...UNPAID...as they are closing the office to save money...assholes

My back porch is a death trap....

I almost killed myself doing laundry last night....